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Great timing award! uh, that was sarcasm

Posted: August 18, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

It’s Hannibal’s turn to watch the cameras, so that’s why he posted. The rest of us have gone to bed already since we have a long night ahead of us. I forgot to turn my phone off, so my alert noise woke me up when you posted just now. Arrrghh!!!  If you’re that desperate, I’ll give you an account of the resident personalities and my professional scamming tomorrow! And I’m sure Murdock will have something exciting to say, he always does. And I’ll do you a favor and persuade B.A. to write something, but only if you promise to do something for me, TBD.

Aw, come on, why did you have to wake me up? All I can hear now is B.A. and Murdock snoring, and when they’re both going at the same time, that’s something to write home about, and not in a good way, let me tell you. It’s like hearing the Chainsaw Chorus on surround-sound stereo. Now I’ll never go back to sleep. I might just take back that last paragraph, at least from “if” to “TBD,” unless I’m in a good mood tomorrow. Which is about as likely as winning the lottery, now!!!



Posted: August 17, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

We haven’t been using the walkie-talkies since we’ve been with each other this whole time. Hannibal’s fine; he just got knocked out by whoever turned the power off. He’s not sure how the guy got him, though, because he thought he had a clear view all around him, but he didn’t see or hear the attacker. Murdock’s convinced the guy must be a ninja and is excited that he’ll get to test his skills on a “worthy opponent,” but B.A. keeps saying, “There ain’t no ninjas around here. And that includes you!”

Anyway, about the power: it’s divided up so that if one source fails, only part of the park will lose electricity. Unfortunately, the guy who took out Hannibal used the switches to turn off all the power sources, causing a complete blackout. Thankfully it wasn’t a literal “blackout” since the sun hasn’t set quite yet. But it was still a little crazy since the roller-coasters, Ferris wheel, and all the other rides shut down wherever they were, which, as you can imagine, didn’t leave some people in the most comfortable positions. Once we turned the power back on, everybody was pretty much physically okay, but really freaked out, especially the people who were stuck upside down on the roller-coaster. Everybody left the park. So we went ahead and closed for the night, and right now we’re back at the hotel, examining the footage from the security cameras we set up. Hopefully we’ll find something there, because Jake Thurmond is really upset that this happened while we were patrolling the park. He’s threatening to take his money back, and Hannibal and I have been trying to talk reason into him. So, that’s about it. I’ll try to let you know if anything important happens, but as Hannibal said, we’re kind of busy. By the way, the automatic posting from the walkie-talkies is getting kind of annoying. I checked my email, and I have like twenty messages of a couple sentences or less. See if you can think of something better.

Posted: August 17, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

The Ferris wheel stopped too, and all the lights went out. Someone must’ve shut off the power!

Posted: August 17, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

See anyone yet, B.A.?

Posted: August 17, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

Will you guys be quiet? Only one person at a time can talk on this channel, remember? B.A., I just saw a guy sneaking over towards the maintenance shed. You’d better keep a lookout.

Posted: August 17, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

This is Foxtrot. I’m positioned across the path from the Ferris wheel. I can see the people getting on and off, and I’ve got a clear view beyond the wheel for about fifty yards. Nothing suspicious yet.

Posted: August 17, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

This is Foxtrot. Read you loud and clear. Over.

Are you serious?

Posted: August 1, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

Murdock, that’s not Einstein, that’s Doctor Who!!!!

A little help…

Posted: July 22, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

Hey guys, any suggestions on where to take my date tomorrow evening?


Posted: June 27, 2013 by Face in Uncategorized

You know guys, I don’t think I mind working at a hotel.  Good food, decent pay, pretty girls… yeah I could really get used to this job.